My own "35 Types of Sex I either had or may have" (and will never have)

So Elite Daily has this article on "35 Types of Sex You've Either Had or Will Have".. I went through the article and I was like, hey cool, that's just my next topic to write on (other than my boring travel pics which I know you guys are probably bored... )

So let's spice things up a little shall we?

But first, here's my post-CNY pic.. I did not put on weight, in fact I lost 3kg during CNY, well mostly because I watched what I eat as I was feeling unwell..

10 Feb

1. The "First Time" Sex
Seriously, I cannot remember the first time or who it was. It surely didn't make much of an impression

2. The "Pity" Fuck
I don't really know what this means, but I think somewhere along the years, I MIGHT  have had this kind of fuck, like "awww hugss, and we just had sex" kind of thing...

3. The "Do I know you" Fuck
Erm.. no, I have never gone home with anyone from the bar or brought anyone home, cos I don't usually drink myself drunk enough not to know my left from right and sober enough to drive home..

This is different from point #30 below.

4. The Tinder Fuck
Nope. Most guys on Tinder in my area are... well.. let's just say, it's not the app to go to..

5. Your First Time Doing It In The Car
Yes, couple times actually. Front seat, back seat, the boot.. Ok I think I should shut up now..

6. The You're Out of My League Sex
Well, this can be both ways - either super hot (which yes, I have had sex with someone I melted for like super hawtttttt phheeww), or someone which is the other way round (like no way dude stay away from me - no this does not happen, I am choosy enough who I let in)

7. The "I already regretted this" Sex
Let's face it, we all have bad sex ok.. Like how you just want to get it done and over with and block him.

8. The "I'm Scared of Commitment" Sex
Read; FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS. Yeah, like we're friends and we're unsure if to bring it up to next level or not, so let's just have sex and see if we want to ruin our friendship? Well, friendship wins.

9. Sideline Sex
Yes, I'll be honest. I have had sex with someone's boyfriend. My ex-es have had sex outside of the relationship. I guess it's pretty normal, as long as "dont ask dont tell". Only that, most of the times, it will come to light anyway one day.

10. Your First Time through the back door
Well, had sex and then the next time we meet outside, it just wasn't the same and we weren't talking anymore, so yeah.

11. Shower Sex
WHO HASN'T HAD SHOWER SEX SHOULD BE SHOT RIGHT NOW.

This includes public shower sex (like swimming pool, gym shower, etc). Even soap will do.

12. Birthday Sex
Out of so many birthdays, some are well, spent moaning and taking in dicks.

13. The Honeymoon Phase Fuck
The first few months, they say. Fuck eat sleep repeat. Well, we have got jobs you know? So this doesn't quite fit in but yea.

14. Your first threesome
Had threesome with 2 other single guys, and threesome with a couple (both tops) and a couple (a top and a bottom).. can I go on and add foursome?

15. Aggressive Sex
... is one of the best sex, and it was even better cos he is hot with lean tone gym-fit bod.. unfortunately we lost contact..

16. Kinky Sex
Not my ball of game

17. The Fetish Fuck
Not licking feet and stuffs, but I've got weak knees for uniform and executive and big thighs.. so yes these boys knew how to play the game well (ex-es, fuck buds..)

18. The Pet is Watching Us Fuck
No, I think we closed the door..

19. The "I Faked It" Fuck
So bad that I just like, "you know what, let's just cuddle instead and wank each other off". Yep.

20. The Friend Fuck
OOKaaayyy this is interestingly so me.. I mean, yes I don't get drunk easily but do watch me when I drink because I can either get daringly bold or like shut you out completely, you will know where you stand..

I've gone all homerun with friends, but mostly it's just not considered sex I guess if there's no anal, only messed up the place with cum all over.

So who want to drink with me, and see if we'll hit bulls-eye with this one?

21. Congratulatory Sex
Dont seem to remember anytime I actually congratulate someone for real for whatever reasons, except maybe weddings, so I have to cross this out also.. Never been to anyone's graduation before worthy to have sex with either. HAHAHA.

22. The Quickie 
Yep, Before work. Between class. Lunch hour.
A little time before dinner.

23. Goodbye Sex
Goodbye from what? Bye honey see you tonite kinda sex? Or more like, getout kinda sex?
Nope, neither.

24. The Reunion Fuck
Hmm, well, in another words, there were some people I'll not hesitate to have sex with.

25. Make up Sex
After arguing? After a fight? Yeah, make up sex is always very lovely and passionate. Checked.

26. The "I look so good tonight" fuck. 
I'll gladly admit, yes.
So I think I look quite good tonight and yes booty call time.

27. Vacation Sex
Almost always.

28. The "You Don't Speak English" Sex
Taiwan. Thailand. Korea.
(other English speaking countries include Singapore, Australia)

29. Morning Sex
I prefer sex before bed. Cos I'm usually at full bladder and full bowel in the morning.

30. Drunk Sex
Seriously, who hasn't?

31. The "Shh my roommates are home" Sex
Yes, when I happen to go to someone's place for sex and they have to cover my mouth so that I don't wake up the entire house.

32. The "I think I'm Into You" Sex
People are damn sweet talker, aren't they? And once they have fucked you, either they remained as friends or went incommunicado.

33. Routine Sex
Well, that has to be with the boyfie. Regular sex.
Or friends with benefits.

34. The "I think I had sex last night, but I am not sure" sex
Actually, I was not really never sure. The fact that I am almost certain when I was ploughed.

35. The first time you say "I Love You" Sex
Yes I agree, someone whispering "I love you" into your ears, and the next moment you're humping. So expected.


And for extras>>>

Outdoor sex
No I have not had sex at the staircase (as is the trend now), but I had my fair share of outdoor sex on a rooftop carpark late into the night in the carpark opposite Bishan Junction8 when I was living in Bishan, Singapore.

You know there are blocks beside the carpark but once it's late at night, it was not too bad a spot.

Happy Birthday to me!

I am 36 today.

So.. happy birthday to me! 

Impromptu holiday: Beijing (part 2)

The next day was a free and easy day, where we went around Beijing taking in the sights and sounds and get our orientation right.. My bestie have been to Beijing once but he did nothing much on his previous trip..

So we decided to splurge on Peking Duck (which costs us about CNY500 for a whole duck) in  highly rated Quanjude, yes it's actually worth it, and learning how to activate our China Wechat Pay account with renminbi..

Ready to tuck in the duck 

Yeaasss

Enjoying our CNY500 duck 

Taking a stroll in Wangfujing Snack Street

Cold and windy
But sunny

Playing Grindr

Just acting silly 

Pose pose

Dinner was in Grandma's Kitchen, which is surprisingly good.. It's a long wait and we went only late in the evening..

Dinner for 2

The next day it's our day trip out to the Simatai Great Wall and Gubei Water Town.. totally worth it!!

Impromptu Holiday: Beijing (part 1)

So in November, I went to Beijing on an impromptu holiday.. Impromptu because it was not planned very well, in fact, it was planned like a few weeks before departing to Beijing..

One afternoon, my bestie and I were going through our calendars and we were talking how we needed to clear a week of annual leave in November.. so we opened up the map and decided we will go somewhere that's not too far, not too hot, not too cold and within 6 hours flight.. 

Beijing naturally came up and the idea struck on me as I have never been to Beijing, but it wasn't quite the place one would go for a vacation. 

The first thing was to sort out the flights.. Comparing Cathay Pacific, Malaysia Airlines and Singapore Airlines, we went with the cheapest - Cathay Pacific at RM1.4k return, bear in mind this was a normal fare and bought like just a few weeks before trip.. 

Our flight was okay apart from the one flight from Hong Kong to Beijing which was cancelled the morning of our departure, and the airline rebooked us on the next flight out, only to reach Beijing 2 hours later than scheduled..

KA728 Cathay Dragon A330 aircraft bound for Hong Kong

A bit old lah

Brunch KA728 KULHKG
Chicken and rice, duck salad, wine.

We tried unsuccessfully to get online to get connected to the entertainment system

Fluffy cloud over Hong Kong

Fluffy cloud over Beijing

Dinner KA974 HKGPEK
Fish and mash potato with white wine

Upon arrival in Beijing, we tried Didi Chuxing e-hailling ride for the first time.. Not knowing how to use the app or how to let the driver know which one of it is us (can't upload photo), we quickly learnt how to use it and how to flag our car..

An hour later around 9pm we arrived at our hotel - Novotel Peace Beijing, which is just a stroll away from Wangfujing Street..

Hotel facade

Automated revolving doors

The grand staircase at the lobby

Entrance

Toilet

Our room for the next one week.
It's at its brightest already.. minimal lamps..

Once we settled down, we had a quick dinner in McDonalds nearby before making our way to Destination.. Entry fee was CNY120 per person with a drink..

Destination is packed for the night and there was already a long queue when we arrived.. but we got in after a while and went ahead to put our jackets into the cloak room.. It's free of charge (Lucca in Shanghai charges CNY5 to store your jacket - and it's not even a club! I will come to this when I write about my Shanghai trip)..

When we were ready to leave, the wait for Didi was about 2 hours with 150 people in the waiting list.. we decided not to wait and walked back to our hotel 4 kilometres away, which took us an hour to walk in minus 2 or minus 3 degrees..

(NSFW) Australia Working Trip (part 7 final)

THIS POST CONTAINS NUDE PICS.

*****NSFW*****

In this post, I will just quickly share on the hotel we stayed in in Mooloolaba before heading back to Brisbane for another night..

In Mooloolaba, we stayed in Breeze Mooloolaba Apartments.. it's a short walk from the beach and excellent view.. The hotel is also huge, and we each got a single room ourselves.. and here's when the naughty pictures come to live..

Living room

Balcony adjoining the masterbedroom with the beach just in the background

Room 2

Toilet 2

Kitchen

Washer and dryer

Pool

Heated jacuzzi

BBQ and lounge area by the pool

When you get a full length mirror in the bedroom, and the whole room to yourself, things like this happen!

Ok I am tired playing..
Care to join me in bed?

In Brisbane, we stayed in W Hotel Brisbane.. as with all other W hotels, the facilities are a given and did not disappoint.. Sad we had an early morning flight back to Singapore en route to KL on Singapore Airlines..

W Hotel Brisbane

Lobby on the first floor.

Walkway to Queen Street (exit behind)
To the right is the elevators

Counter

Some decor at the lobby

Bathtub!!

Separate shower in clear glass

Toilet. Can only close one side of the door.

Bed (2 x doouble bed)

Desk & coffee machine

Chargeable alcohol

Electronic switches

View of the bathroom and entrance

Wardrobe

Elevator

View of the southbank from room window

We departed Brisbane on SQ256 serviced by Singapore Airlines A350 aircraft.

Time to go home

SQ256 Brisbane-Singapore is now ready for boarding

An awkward seat, but not complaining since I have extra legroom on the first row.
The cart will keep bumping into you both direction

SQ256 Brisbane-Singapore breakfast
Noodles with chicken

Dessert

SQ256 Brisbane-Singapore
Second meal service before landing into Singapore

This trip was made possible and sponsored and hosted by Tourism Australia in partnership with Singapore Airlines and Tourism & Events Queensland.